As part of my work, I must document everything.  Being a code monkey it is sometimes hard to change gears between coding and documenting.  When I do get around to documentation there are odd things that happen that make me realize I have been coding too much.  As a result, I've compiled the list below.

This is a list of things that happen to code monkeys when they try and write documentation:

- your sentences end with semi-colons

- you try and delete lines of text with shift-delete

- rather than ctrl+s to save your document you hit ctlr+shit+b to build

- you try and comment-out various parts of your documentation

- when someone asks you for a technical spec you send them the code

- your document headings start with "public void"